![]() ![]() You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.īartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.īut it hasn't affected me brothers though."Ī new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. One day, he comes in and orders two pints.Īll the other regulars take notice and fall silent. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. ![]() So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for me self." When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin. ![]() The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time." When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."Īn Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. ![]() The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."Ī man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! ![]()
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